Wednesday, June 11, 2014


Clint Eastwood

I have decided to take a dare with myself and do a post about lesbians that doesn't offend anyone, anywhere.

This is the grand challenge of the ages. Few have done it, few have dared. I have promised myself that this is the day! This will be a step forward for everyone around the globe!

Now, this took a lot of thought, but I think I've done it. Here goes. Wish me luck!
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat thinking about what he normally thought about, a pretty young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Say, old-timer, are you a real cowboy?" 
Startled, he thought about it for a second, and then he replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs. I guess you could say I am a cowboy.”
"And what are you?" 
She said, “I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.” 
The two sat sipping in silence. Every so often, the old boy took a sip of his drink and silently nodded to himself.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked “Are you a real cowboy?’ 
He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”


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