Saturday, March 30, 2013

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Have You Been Injured?

Have you been injured
Feckin!
But it's so much better to blame your clumsiness on that poor slob who left a few drops on the floor after mopping up after all the other piggy customers, isn't it!

2019

Ths is our Society

Our society jjbjorkman.blogspot.com
At least the donkey is happy!

If you let others' opinions, prejudices, pet causes and snide comments determine your actions, you are a fool. There are a lot of fool out there.


Monday, March 25, 2013

Easy Way to Whiten Your Teeth

Whiten Your Teeth the Easy Way!

banana peel whiten teeth jjbjorkman.blogspot.com
Bananas have a lot of health benefits



Believe it or not, you can whiten your own teeth with banana peel. Two things to perfect this strategy:

  1. Brush your teeth after doing this to remove the plaque the banana leaves on your teeth;
  2. Don't eat bananas too close to bedtime or you might get nightmares.

I believe in doing things in the most natural way possible. You have to do it consistently for a while - a couple of weeks or longer - for it to work. Try this out, see if it works for you!



Saturday, March 23, 2013

Don't make me....


witch switch jjbjorkman.blogspot.com


I'm gonna flip the switch!

witch switch jjbjorkman.blogspot.com
Hold me back! Hold me back!

Don't make me go all medieval on you!

witch switch jjbjorkman.blogspot.com


And, no, I won't feel a thing - but you sure will!

witch switch jjbjorkman.blogspot.com


Good choice!

2018

"This is my Family"

Lilo Stich this is my family jjbjorkman.blogspot.com
Ohana


Family is the key, and it doesn't have to be about blood or anything like that. Just togetherness.



Thursday, March 21, 2013

Priceless

I love this, but seriously, $1600 for the camera/lens? I could have helped her on that.

I love the tag line - "Tell Jessica you're moving in" - that makes the whole thing work!

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

I am not aging, I am....

I'm headed straight for that cliff at the right of the chart....


The older the violin, the stronger the cheese.... no, wait.... you know you're growing older when the candles smell worse than the.... no , it's I'm not young enough to know everything. That's it!

Saturday, March 16, 2013

You made your choice....

you made your choice jjbjorkman.blogspot.com
So there!


Kind of sour grapes, I know. I personally don't feel that way. But it fits a mood that many will have from time to time, including me, even if it doesn't linger.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Proof Dreams Do Come True

Live here and walk to Walmart and McDonald's jjbjorkman.blogspot.com
At least you can walk there until those fries make you too fat.


Clear proof that dreams do come true, if only you wish hard enough.

Taylor Swift - Love, Don't Fall in Love

Taylor Swift jjbjorkman.blogspot.com
Don't worry, dude, keep digging, she's down there somewhere.



I understand Taylor Swift's next album includes a song called, "I can't wait for you to break up with me 'cause I really need to write another hit."

Taylor Swift
Add the Kennedy kid in there in a few months.

Incidentally, we have a full page of enticing Taylor Swift pictures here.



If You Could Do Anything Or Go Anywhere.....

poker star trek holodeck jjbjorkman.blogspot.com
Looks like Riker thinks Worf is cheating


If you could do anything or go anywhere, what would you do? These guys could do anything or go anywhere with their Holodeck, and they chose to use it to play poker.

The Person Who Stole Our A/C Unit....

A/C Unit jjbjorkman.blogspot.com
It's awfully hot down there!


Now this is the classiest retort I think I've ever seen.

Monday, March 11, 2013

"Don't Forget You Are What You Eat"

Need to eat a skinny person jjbjorkman.blogspot.com
Me too!


You know how that old saying goes. Didn't you just hate it when people said this? If I were what I eat, I'd be 20% popcorn!




Thursday, March 7, 2013

Some Deer Pictures

Deer Pictures March 7 2013

There's a certain part of town where, every time I go there, deer pop up. If ever there were proof that deer just stay put when people move into their territory, there it is. Anyway, everybody else up there who sees them every day just treats them like nuisances, but I like to take my camera along. Invariably, I get some shots off because I'm just goofy that way..Herewith, a common sight in Colorado, deer holding up traffic, and some shots of Pikes Peak.






















Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Stupidity? What's That?

Stupidity interpreted as sarcasm jjbjorkman.blogspot.com
A lot of comedians make their livings off this principle.

Hey, this happens to me all the time!

Castle in the Air

The Castle at Neuschwanstein

Neuschwanstein jjbjorkman.blogspot.com

Neuschwanstein jjbjorkman.blogspot.com

Neuschwanstein jjbjorkman.blogspot.com

Neuschwanstein jjbjorkman.blogspot.com


This is the castle at Neuschwanstein, built by mad King Ludwig. A great place to visit. A bit out of the way by car, but the train goes right to the little town that sits at the base of the hill upon which sits the castle. You'll have to walk up and around to get in one way or another, the train is the easiest way to see this.

Neuschwanstein jjbjorkman.filminspector.com


What's Coming for You?

find your state jjbjorkman.blogspot.com
Give this to your paranoid friend and watch the fun!

Every state has a threat - you may just not know it yet. Find your state and know what evil lurks.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Will Smith on Disrespect

Will Smith to the Rescue


Don't let them bring you down to their level!

It's important to maintain perspective and focus. Dwelling on the machinations of others can only distract you from your own goals.



Friday, March 1, 2013

A Scary Real Beast!

Would you Recognize This Demon Beast?

Shaven Bear jjbjorkman.blogspot.com
Crazy Demon Beast!

This looks like some guy in a demon costume or a weird creature dreamed up for a fantasy novel.

Guess what? He's very real and you see pictures of him all the time.

That's Smokey the Bear without his fur! Not quite so cuddly like this, is he?



The Creative Process

This So Reminds Me of School

Timeline typical creative process jjbjorkman.blogspot.com
I spend most of my time in that yellow zone, actually

If you don't have a deadline, you're lost! Lost, I tell you!