Happy Gorn Day!
|My, what big eyes you have.|
I know I am speaking to a select crew here, but you know who you are. Not everybody celebrates Christmas, or New Year's, or Passover, or anything like that. But everyone can celebrate Gorn Day!
|"And for my next number...."|
|"Kirk, hisssss, here's your Gorn Day present, hissss, hehehehe"|
As seen in "The Arena" (kindly disregard all inferior later depictions except that in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"), a Gorn is strong, brutal, merciful and quick. He also is slow as molasses and about as agile as a rock. Thankfully, he posed with said rock just for us.
|"I love you, too. May I suggest some Scope? Ow!"|
|"Kirk... hisssss.... Where'd you go.... hissss.... Oh."|
When participating, kindly pick up your very own Gorn Costume from your local Star Fleet shop.
|"I hate days like this."|
Thank you for your support.