Somebody's tragedy is somebody else's statistic.

Ring up another one, boys!

So, just when you think things can't get even worse...

Notice how quickly they flip that counter to show car number four is going to the crapper - it's not even in the hole yet!


It's not like they're keeping score or anything.
You can just read the news producer's mind - he's waiting, waiting, waiting... "Come on, sinkhole, come on, you can do it, you can do it... There she blows, go for four!"

If you ever wondered if people were sitting back and instantly leaping to keep track of your every misfortune in life - there you go.

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